Elmo Teams Up With the CDC

In a hard-hitting effort to educate every soul in the US about the incipient dangers of H1N1 flu, the President of the United States yesterday released his latest public health directive, "Wash, wash, wash your hands with Elmo", How Elmo fares in his new role, undoubtedly, will determine whether Miss Piggy is called in to push for the president's health care reform.